What would you like for dinner Sir? Oh wait I just got a BSOD on my iPad, Please wait while I do a Control+Alt+Delete. I will get back to you shortly.

I hope wireless charging doesn't have the fate of wired charging with different standards from companies.

Or any of Vertu phones

You mean to NSA.. Yeah we already know that!

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Yes it is a joke and you ruined it by asking that question. Why can't you just enjoy the joke and not ask unnecessary questions!

So Google is the new Microsoft ?

The problem with texting at red light is they don't realize when light goes green, the driver at the back has to honk to get him moving.

Guy with 5S walking in streets

Thief: Give me your iPhone and wallet or I will shoot you
Guy: Here take it all and leave me alone
Thief: Shit! this is the one with fingerprint lock. Takes out his knife and says "Why so Serious?"

They would have to put a flash in front if it has to work in dark

Siri: I would need some more information to verify it is really you. Please provide your date of birth and last 4 digits of your SSN number.

Solution is very simple.. Instead of just swiping one finger use can swipe multiple fingers in a pattern and that would be the password. So to unlock users would have to swipe the fingers in the same patterns as the password.

So this will be like a password of fingerprints where each print would be a characters... oh wait.

How could Tim Cook forgot to present this feature ?

Speaking of India, NSA must be going crazy with transactions when Indian Rupee weakens.

What if the driver is a guy and there is a hot chick in the car. He would never be able to reproduce his brain waves the way he recorded !