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Comment Re:Fucking morons. (Score 0, Troll) 162

They've been ordered to block it by the courts.

I love that your entire post is nothing more than a restatement of a fact presented in the 1st line of the summary... and it got modded +5 informative. Nothing against you, I just think some mods have a pretty low standard of what's informative. I wonder if my "You are currently reading slashdot." post will get modded informative.

Comment anyone know of a good virus cleaner? (Score -1, Offtopic) 86

Somehow I managed to get a virus on my computer. I'd take it to the professionals, but recently they've all inexplicably committed suicide. I'm deeply depressed and all my possessions are broken because I've been throwing them against the wall. It's only a matter of time before I start abusing those around me. Can anyone help me please???
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Did Neandertals Paint Early Cave Art? 126

sciencehabit writes "Dating experts working in Spain, using a technique relatively new to archaeology, have pushed dates for the earliest cave art back some 4000 years to at least 41,000 years ago, raising the possibility that the artists were Neandertals rather than modern humans. And a few researchers say that the study argues for the slow development of artistic skill over tens of thousands of years — not a swift acquisition of talent, as some had argued."

Comment Re:man in space? (Score 5, Funny) 123

uhh, you do realize that unmanned generally means that it doesn't havel ife support systems. We can get shit to the space station; we demonstrated that with the dragon capsule. However, we still don't have a way to get a man in space.

We could cryogenically freeze the astronauts and send them up as popsicles. Then, once we invent equipment to defreeze them, we can send that up and thaw them out. Problem solved. With enough creativity, nearly anything is possible.

Comment Re:I already offer an online Masters for $50 (Score 1) 191

Don't waste your money on online degrees. I'll sell you a legitamate, non-online* degree for the bargain basement price of $39.99. That's less that $40! You won't find a better deal anywhere.

You wanna be a minister too? I'll throw in a Ph. P (preacher of philosophy) for only $9.99 more. What a deal!!!

* allow 6-8 weeks for your degree to arrive in the mail.

Comment Re:I don't think this will ever work (Score 3, Funny) 216

Sure you can get IP addresses, trace them back but anyone trolling professionally will do so in such a way that they'll be anonymous still. Internet cafes, 3G broadband, open wifi in the middle of times square.

It's not as if they're going to be able to use the intertubes to locate which Starbucks you're in instantly and send in the black helecopters so you are cut of mid sen

Damn. Those bastards. They got him before he even had a chance to check his post for spelling and grammar.

Comment Re:The two I legally need to have to go about my d (Score 1) 380

Hypothetical situation: You're a passenger in a car. Unbeknownst to you, the driver has a firearm in the glovebox. For some reason, he gets pulled over and the car gets searched. They find the firearm. Even though you deny it's yours, you both get cuffed and charged with concealing a weapon. With the concealed carry permit, your charges are dropped as soon as you show it to the arresting officer. Without it, you face a potential visit to the jail and a legal fight on your hands to get the charges dropped.

I don't know if i buy that.

Aren't you still on the hook for failing to inform the officer you were carrying? And if you do things your way, doesn't getting released require admitting that you were carrying the gun and opening yourself up to explaining any shadiness related to said gun.

The simple fact is, holding a CCP gives you more rights than someone without one. Assuming everyone with a CCP is carrying, or even wants to carry a weapon, is a foolish view.

Interesting. I had never considered someone would get a concealed carry permit without intent to carry.

Comment does this affect offspring? (Score 1) 62

I haven't read the actual original paper because i'm guessing I don't have the appropriate background to understand it. But based on the summary, I'm curious... If there are changes with age, would these differences be passed on to offspring? I assume that some of these aging effects are similar from person to person, so if they are passed on, I imagine that would mean there are statistically significant differences in certain traits based on the age of the parents?

Is anyone more knowledgeable in the field able to comment?

Comment Re:Why is CP illegal? (Score 3, Interesting) 714

You're posting links to videos (without including any description of what's in the video) in the comments to a child porn story???

As has been pointed out above, if one of them happens to be kiddie porn, everyone who clicks on it suddenly become a sex offender (at least in the US) through no fault of their own. Maybe that was your point, i don't know.

Comment Re:They are irrelevant (Score 4, Funny) 178

The Peace Prize is hit or miss. I just about gave up on it after they blew one on the worthless UN, but then they sucked me back in a little by giving it to Muhammad Yunus, someone who's actually praiseworthy. (Unlike Barack Obama, who's launched more cruise missiles than all other Nobel Peace Prize winners combined, although I realize that even among the committee that made the decision it was a controversial decision.)

Those were Cruise Missiles for Peace. So that's completely different. It's like that old saying goes, "you got to spend money to make money". In this case you've got to kill people to save people.

Comment Re:Cant be done "right". (Score 2) 203

Hulu could stand to learn from this. In general their ads are just what they are, but they always have that "Is this ad relevant to you?" thing up in the corner. There's some ads that I dislike, so much, I actually take the effort to click no on. Surprisingly I then continue to see those ads over and over again. This generally just annoys me to the point where I would never, ever, purchase whatever product that is, or from whatever company is advertising.

Ironically the advertisers could get a much bigger bank for their buck by not wasting money showing a particular ad to people who have already said that the ad doesn't interest them.

They probably can't stop showing them because they don't want to pay licensing fees to whoever owns the patent for "method to stop showing ads that are irrelevant to the consumer".

Comment I lucked out (Score 4, Funny) 178

Good thing I didn't get selected for a Nobel Prize this year. I think I'll wait til they raise the prize back up before unleashing my brilliance upon the world. I do feel sorry for those suckers winning one now. They're getting screwed over. Just another data point that shows hard work is never the fastest way to riches.

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