Comment This requires a chip? (Score 1) 374
Why can't Obama just get a twitter account?
Comment Re:Oblig Simpsons (Score 1) 185
I think the obvious solution for the LEO stuff is to accelerate global warming and expand the atmosphere to increase drag. Sure, it'll bring down the satellites we want to keep up there as well, but who will notice while we're slathered in SPF 10000 hunkered down in our underground bunkers learning to love eating fungi?
Comment Re:Send up a crew (Score 1) 185
What about paint chips?
Paint chips are lousy workers. Even worse than young people.
Comment Re:Cant figure this one out. Quite inexplicable. (Score 2) 125
The way things are going, I figure it's the only way the Chinese can be sure they'll get any return on their investment.
Comment Yes, but (Score 1) 121
is it genuine Microsoft Native HTML5?
Comment Re:FBI warning (Score 5, Funny) 226
If you illegally copy "Twilight" you're cursed with a copy of "Twilight"
Comment My HOA is fining me for excessive coronal mass (Score 1) 154
And I just raked the lawn the day before.
Comment Re:False assumption (Score 1) 814
Efficiency has nothing to do with it.
The reason you add two spaces is because the additional space aids your eyes in determining individual sentences. Two spaces gives the eyes an additional visual cue, and thus is far easier to parse.
Please explain why you used one space between all sentences in your post.
It's a single run-on sentence with gratuitous punctuation.
Comment Re:You are all missing the real issue here! (Score 1) 264
Unicorn meat is murder!
Stop the needless killing of endangered species!
We seem to have lots of chickens and cows and pigs. Maybe we should eat endangered species. Then we'd have lots of those animals, too!
Comment Re:Italy? (Score 1) 375
I thought the USA was the sue-happy country. Don't we have a patent on it or something? Italy better start preparing for a lawsuit from the U.S.
Hey, US attorneys have to vacation somewhere.
Comment China owns Jeffrey Murkey? (Score 1) 170
What are we doing to protect our Rhodium supply?
Comment Here's some clarity (Score 1) 350
The BSA president said, "Few if any industries could withstand the theft of $51 billion worth of their products." It's unclear whether that was a brag about the industry's robustness, or a result of the industry's low cost of goods sold.
I'd say what is clear is the proctological origin of the number.
State Senator Caught Looking At Porn On Senate Floor 574
Everyone knows how boring a debate on a controversial abortion bill can get on the Senate floor. So it's no wonder that Florida State Sen. Mike Bennett took the time to look at a little porn and a video of a dog running out of the water and shaking itself off. From the article: "Ironically, as Bennett is viewing the material, you can hear a Senator Dan Gelber's voice in the background debating a controversial abortion bill. 'I'm against this bill,' said Gelber, 'because it disrespects too many women in the state of Florida.' Bennett defended his actions, telling Sunshine State News it was an email sent to him by a woman 'who happens to be a former court administrator.'"
Comment Re:Make. It. Stop. (Score 1) 286
JSo yes, SCO is still getting representation, but it is inexperienced, fresh-out-of-law-school representation... which explains a lot of what you see in their filings.
Well, it explains a little of what you see in their filings. A lot of the explanation is that reality conflicts with their assertions.
Comment They'll be in Arizona illegally. (Score 5, Funny) 648
But now we're ready for them.
