Don't kid yourself. We have a gatekeeper, they are called microsoft. They're just standing a bit back from the gate, and they left the key in their other pants. They've proved they can lock down a system with x-box. They're implementing the same thing with mobile7 - code can only run inside silverlight or their game framework for the platform. UAC in vista & 7 warns you when a program runs. How hard will it be for them to stop it running of they havent signed the digital cert? But I run linux! Or Mac! Have fun in your toy sandbox world.

and yet again, WHOOSH

I'll get my coat, it's the one with the ww2-era spy-plane plans

One Milla Jovovich please.

No linux user has ever needed latex.

Imagine if they had used frog DNA to fill in the gaps, and then left an all male population of of slugs somewhere like an island...

Thats why triffids started eating people

I'm sure you can buy a scrotum stretching rig at your better local sex shop.

I've been working on that by upping my intake of sugary drinks. The shame is, I seem to be increasing belly size at the slightly slower rate to back size. Sunbathing naked is fun tho.

It's like coleslaugh, but with less cole and more horse. Still plenty of cabbage and mayo.

Name dropper

I'm paralysed by choice. I want to use all these products and services this company offers, but they don't want money, they just want to make a record when I use them. Please help.

+1 should have been my highschool science teacher