For the curious: 700mhz G4 eMac Rev 2.1, Combo Drive, 512Mb of Ram.

Got my password mailed out to me again yesterday. Will get back to FAILing people on the weekend, once I get my new Mac ( yay ) and voting at the state elections.

Your pal,
You Likewise Fail It

[1] I guess the only competition would be Activision / Bullmarks score for 'Interstate 76'.

The End:

It's time to move on. This Slashdot userid was a welcome distraction from some recent less than desirable events in my real life. Things are looking better, now. I wish my fans, freaks, and persistent trolls a happy tomorrow.

What Started It All:

Suicide, sex and pennies.

The Final Fan Tally:

1511) $$$$$exyGal
1226) CleverNickName
1209) CmdrTaco
837) Bruce Perens
763) John Carmack
539) ekrout
465) FortKnox
368) hemos
313) SlashChick

*sappy music ends, now*

Ok, now who wants to get wasted ? (Stay in school, kids).

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• lego - the Lego company is gonna be pissed
• peach - this never happens in real life
• lips - how do they get their lips so pouty?
• are blogging. - Wil Wheaton always wins everything

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------
• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
• -------------------------------------------
• nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
• for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
• freckles. - see the freckles?
• -------------------------------------------
• clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
• latex - the department of home security approves
• chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)
• -------------------------------------------
• ouch! - now that is an exhibitionist
• renting - small boobs available
• eden - I see Eve. Do you see Adam?
• is scandalous. - they aren't ashamed
• -------------------------------------------
• lego - the Lego company is gonna be pissed
• peach - this never happens in real life
• lips - how do they get their lips so pouty?
• are blogging. - Wil Wheaton always wins everything
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1481) $$$$$exyGal (+13)
1223) CleverNickName (+1)
1206) CmdrTaco (+2)
836) Bruce Perens (+7)
761) John Carmack (+1)
540) ekrout (-1)
464) FortKnox (+1)
367) hemos (+0)
311) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

Yes. I'm a girl. Jeesh.

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• ouch! - now that is an exhibitionist
• renting - small boobs available
• eden - I see Eve. Do you see Adam?
• is scandalous. - they aren't ashamed

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------
• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
• -------------------------------------------
• nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
• for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
• freckles. - see the freckles?
• -------------------------------------------
• clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
• latex - the department of home security approves
• chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)
• -------------------------------------------
• ouch! - now that is an exhibitionist
• renting - small boobs available
• eden - I see Eve. Do you see Adam?
• is scandalous. - they aren't ashamed
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1468) $$$$$exyGal (+66)
1222) CleverNickName (+4)
1204) CmdrTaco (+1)
829) Bruce Perens (+6)
760) John Carmack (+3)
541) ekrout (-1)
463) FortKnox (+1)
367) hemos (+2)
310) SlashChick (+0)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

Yes. I'm a girl. Jeesh.

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
• latex - the department of home security approves
• chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------
• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
• -------------------------------------------
• nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
• for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
• freckles. - see the freckles?
• -------------------------------------------
• clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
• latex - the department of home security approves
• chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1402) $$$$$exyGal (+74)
1218) CleverNickName (+11)
1203) CmdrTaco (+75)
823) Bruce Perens (+97)
757) John Carmack (+4)
542) ekrout (-3)
462) FortKnox (+0)
365) hemos (+8)
310) SlashChick (+2)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

Yes. I'm a girl. Jeesh.

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
• for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
• freckles. - see the freckles?

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------
• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
• -------------------------------------------
• nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
• for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
• freckles. - see the freckles?
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1328) $$$$$exyGal (+135)
1207) CleverNickName (+16)
1128) CmdrTaco (+8)
753) John Carmack (+6)
726) Bruce Perens (+2)
545) ekrout (+0)
454) FortKnox (+2)
357) hemos (+1)
308) SlashChick (+15)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------
• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1193) $$$$$exyGal (+160)
1191) CleverNickName (+11)
1120) CmdrTaco (+0)
747) John Carmack (+4)
724) Bruce Perens (+5)
545) ekrout (-1)
452) FortKnox (+1)
356) hemos (+0)
293) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1180) CleverNickName (+2)
1120) CmdrTaco (+0)
1033) $$$$$exyGal (+32)
743) John Carmack (+?)
719) Bruce Perens (+5)
546) ekrout (+0)
451) FortKnox (+0)
356) hemos (+0)
292) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1178) CleverNickName (+6)
1120) CmdrTaco (+5)
1001) $$$$$exyGal (+65)
714) Bruce Perens (+1)
546) ekrout (+0)
451) FortKnox (+4)
356) hemos (+0)
291) SlashChick (+7)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1172) CleverNickName (+13)
1115) CmdrTaco (+9)
936) $$$$$exyGal (+59)
713) Bruce Perens (+2)
546) ekrout (+0)
447) FortKnox (+6)
356) hemos (+2)
284) SlashChick (+25)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1159) CleverNickName (+33)
1106) CmdrTaco (+3)
877) $$$$$exyGal (+83)
711) Bruce Perens (+2)
546) ekrout (+?)
441) FortKnox (+5)
354) hemos (+0)
259) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1126) CleverNickName (+9)
1103) CmdrTaco (+8)
795) $$$$$exyGal (+105)
709) Bruce Perens (+2)
436) FortKnox (+2)
354) hemos (+3)
258) SlashChick (+0)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1117) CleverNickName (+27)
1095) CmdrTaco (+36)
707) Bruce Perens (+3)
690) $$$$$exyGal (+110)
434) FortKnox (+2)
351) hemos (+4)
258) SlashChick (+0)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries - milk me
• are sung. - hi lee
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1090) CleverNickName (+5)
1059) CmdrTaco (+3)
704) Bruce Perens (+4)
580) $$$$$exyGal (+78)
432) FortKnox (+0)
347) hemos (+0)
258) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal