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Comment Re:It's the risk you take (Score 1) 179

Wow, big points for working for a decent real estate agency! I dealt with a branch campus of PSU that basically had to beat 18-19 year olds into shape so they could handle real university. It was quite comical after a few years. We would put price sheets up for every single thing in the apartment - literally everything, a light bulb was $2.00 or $0.50 per roommate, door hinge screws were a buck per hinge per side, etc. We'd hang it on the door, we made them sign for it on move-in, we would distribute it with inspection notices, we'd hand it out with move-out instructions.

Lesson learned? Build your student housing out of cinder blocks. Make damn sure you have good liability insurance tho - cinder doesn't give way to a drunken head the way drywall does.

Comment Re:It's the risk you take (Score 3, Interesting) 179

If they tear out all the drywall, the wiring, the plumbing, the flooring, and appliances, leaving you with nothing but a room full of 2x4s holding up the ceiling, then yeah, you could end up paying tens of thousands. But I've never seen a place THAT trashed, and I work for a real estate company that specializes in selling foreclosed properties.

I have. I worked in student housing. One day, the security guard gave me a call around 11PM on the day all the students were to be out and said he found a door that had been left unlocked by the students when they left. The scene inside was horrifying. Each apartment comes furnished, the living room has a couch, end table, bucket chair, TV stand, and a coffee table. The dining room has a table and four chairs. Each bedroom has a bed, desk, chair, and endtable, for four bedrooms.

Everything save the dining room table, beds, and desks had been implanted in the walls. That's eight chairs, five end tables, a coffee table, and a TV stand, made of light steel yet contorted into odd geometric shapes.. The cabinets had been ripped from the walls, the refrigerator left in the middle of the kitchen. The washing machine was full of vomit. The oven had some sort of goo in it as if it had been used to cook crack. The ceiling had unexplainable footprints all over it. Even the storage closet outside was not spared: Its interior had been removed so that the students could slip between their and their neighbor's apartments through the walls.

This was the worst, but certainly not the only one. All said and done, by the end of the summer, we had recorded over $50,000 in damages in a 648 bed complex, with bills to individual students going as high as $5,000 - that's almost the entire school years rent. It's just nuts. These kids are /so/ loaded it's not even funny. One kid reported us to the BBB because we charged him $100 to remove his TV, a gigantic 64" DLP behemoth that worked just fine. What the hell?! Why was it left behind?! And why was I supposed to have to have my maintenance men waste an hour trying to get it out of the third floor apartment?! In another instance, we evicted a kid whose car was worth more than the house I was born in.

In the US, most of the youth are wholly unprepared for life and completely unable to accept any responsibility, and their parents back them up no matter how unruly and uncivilized. I say this as a 25 year old. I had a phone call from a woman one time berating me about her son's damage bill, saying, "Shame on you for ripping off my child! He's just a college student, he doesn't know any better!" My response was that, at the time, I was a college student as well, and I had yet to have a dime removed from my security deposit, even freshman year when I didn't work for the company. I was told that I wasn't allowed to talk to an adult the way I was - telling her that sorry, I might be a "child," but I was the one who wrote the invoices, and no, my "adult" boss wasn't going to make any changes, no matter how wrong or whatever I was.

We had a kid run his car off of our private road, tumble it down a hill and into one of our buildings, prompting an evacuation and us having to house the students in a hotel room. He was drunk, but he managed to get out of the car, take his keys, and run home. On the way home, he slipped and fell. He was never charged with DUI, our insurance had to pay for the damages, AND the insurance paid for his injuries (they didn't want to fight it). Fun times.

Comment Re:Robotic Che (Score 1) 312

Cars don't have to worry about calculation based on wind speed. Or sudden drop in altitude, or wind sheer, or geese

LOL. All of the above need to be taken care of by the robotic car. You've never had a wind gust toss your car around? I hit a dove one time that managed to tear my belt out, the robotic car DAMN well better be prepared for that. And as for sudden drop in altitude? If the car says it can drive itself, it better know to call 911 when it encounters a sudden drop in altitude.

All of the above MUST be handled by the robotic car AND the robotic plane. And I'd bet that geese and sudden drops in altitude happen more often to cars.

Comment Re:This just proves (Score 1) 504

The beneficiaries of tax-and-spend policy are those who receive the spending, not those who pay the taxes lol what? I pay $120 something a year to drive my car around, plus like $0.16 per gallon when I do. In return, I get to use a rather damn-well built interstate system where I can drive from Maine to California in a few days. Hell, in PA it was only $36/year with a higher per gallon tax, but it's a damn miracle that even gets me ONE road that is, shockingly, plowed every once in a while.

Comment Re:Robotic Che (Score 1) 312

The robotic plane is always going to be riskier than the robotic bus, because robotic bus is a small subset of robotic plane.

lol. Outside of Balloon Boy, the robotic plane doesn't have to deal with the paperboy running in the road, like the robot bus does. Or old ladies, teenagers with ipods, moose, bears, armadillos, werewolves, the homeless, couches, or the homeless on couches. These things, if they were problems in the air, would happen so rarely, but on the ground happen often. And that's not even including the fucking highway workers that put ROAD CLOSED signs after the sinkhole, etc. Roboplane is sooo much easier.

Comment Re:Reality Check Light (Score 1) 349

The plastic door panel replacement pins are like $5 at a parts store, and if it's dangling, the car already did half the job for you. Pull out the, what, 6 screws, replace the pins, done. Pretty much /every/ car is like that. A crap-ass cupholder is like $75 at the dealer, and they don't break very often if you confine its use to a sanely-sized drinking cup. My console is just fine, except for that fucking weird plastic coating on everything. However, clean it all off, and boom - clean plastic underneath.

My 2000 is a great car, but all the rubber took a dive when I moved from the Northeast to the middle of the desert. THat's my only issue with it.

Comment Re:My favourite silly one is houses (Score 1) 278

Oh dear lord the catastrophes would be awful. Little Johnny almost made it out, but his poor legs got stuck in the droopy floor. But don't worry, Little Johnny, the fire department's here! Unfortunately, the fire department put out the fire, cooled off the droopy floor, and made Little Johnny a permanent fixture. That is, if the fumes didn't get em first.

Yeah, fuck plastic houses.

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