"have you ever gone anywhere you wanted to go with anyone that you wanted... ON WEEEEEEED?"

loseless? your fat fingers are consistent at least.

nothing in TFA about these ipads being used to write code. the idea here behind the ipads was definitely laptop replacement, so yes, the ipad should be dismissed on those merits. since you can't be bothered:

say it ain't so, ghost-of-steve-jobs! poor wankers, how's the kool-aid taste now?

exactly. people with this stupid iWant mentality have no business "teaching" kids anything.

so then what's good for the geese is good for the geese's passengers.

the stretch of I8 between san diego and phoenix has a 75mph limit and out there it's "strictly" enforced. you can get a ticket for going 80, when the few highway patrol cars that are out there find you. even so, it's common to see people averaging about 90mph.

i think your talk about oems and "the vast bulk of computers" is blathering bullshit. got any more straw man arguments? if you only had a brain...

does this have anything to do with the global gun ban they're trying to push through the UN?

i can't stand dallas but when he went on the air and ate skip bayless alive he made the bottom of my list of heroes. anyone who puts that asshole in his place gets a pass from me.

they're in the glovebox, but your wife's foot has it securely shut. you'll just have to shine the upholstery with a sock or something.

E) stop using oracle and start using postgres

does that work for you?

the head deity of the hindu trinity is brahma, represented by a bull. pretty sure it wasn't related to pasture availability.

it's all astrology. zodiac signs are equated with deities of a given age. jesus was pisces. brahma was taurus. at the end of each age, there are wars between the believers of the old deity and the new. moses was striking down the brahma-taurus-golden calf god in favor of aries -- the god of war in the age of empire building. jesus was striking down the age of aries with his whole turn-the-other-cheek mantra. religions make a lot more sense when you think of them as astrological metaphors for sun worship. each of the 12 zodiac signs that revolve around the sun in the center are various "personalities" of that sun. that's why the calf was golden, aries was god of fire, jesus was called "son (sun) of god" and so forth.

let's try this:

would it strike an emotional chord with husbands if their wives preferred to have sex with their vibrators instead of them?

don't answer that, it's a stupid setup. it's obvious exactly which emotional chord you're assuming is being struck, but it seemed clear to me that sentence only meant that people in japan would be very opinionated about something that permeates their lives. as opposed to america, where getting a C on any exam is great. a robot that can pass the SAT in america? meh, who cares? tosh point oh is on...

this sounds like spec work. which is a big no-no for anyone with nothing to prove.