Funny thing: illegal aliens breaking into houses HAVE sued the homeowners for such things as falling on a knife and injuring their legs. Kids screwing around on the roofs of schools have sued the school district when they, illegally trespassing, nevertheless fell through a skylight and injured themselves.
In other words, the law is fucked up, and the fact that you can manage to empanel a jury of 12 retards who don't understand the law & policy, scare them with "wooh this was scary internets stuff", and then have a paid-off judge give the jury bad instructions doesn't help.
I see you got that chain email too.
Care to show us these cases? I've started googling and have only come up with sites debunking it.
I know they're so easy to believe since the [skewed] McDonald's hot coffee case, but let's try and be skeptical when we hear about any ridiculous lawsuits.