By the time any ISP is convinced to increase bandwidth exponentially, the Wii will be collecting dust.. Furthermore, nothing is stopping nintendo from allowing external storage on the Wii, except ofcourse Nintendo (us modders have 500GB HDD's hooked up).

"This show has been removed from your TV because its plot is similar to a Simpsons Episode" - S.Jobs

as a father and former child... kids playing and violent crime are worlds apart. Unless every thanksgiving the kids went out and gang-raped a neighour a beat the daylights out of a [insert racial epithet of choice]. I think the 'kids less active due to video games' is a different topic all together.

get ready for a punch in the face

he said 'AFTER' the bar.

do not rent the Terrance and Phillip movie

Whats a library? Is that the place where the bums go to the bathroom?

when will you come to your census

Lockheed also does the Canadian census data..... we've all been assured it has nothing to do with the multi-billion dollar Fighter Jet contract...

sorry, Apple owns it

for all intensive porpoises she was right

post as AC

Finally a new shwo Charlie Sheen has a shot of being on

Character 1: "FUCK! OFFF GIMMIE SOME CHOCOLATE MILK MOM"
Character 2: "This sucks, I cant listen to this, i'm turning off my headphones and microph..."
Character 1: "Your a loser.. go suck a fart you stink weiner"
Character 3: "What are you, 13 years old?"
Character 1: "Shut up im prolly smarter than yous guys"

Relax honey, I only left our baby alone in the bathtub for four hours.
Relax Mr. President, We only let our enemy control our nuclear arsenal for four hours
Relax Japan, we have enough battery backup for the cooling system for four hours
Relax Gulf Residents, it's only been spilling oil for four hours
Relax Public, the serial killer has only been escaped for four hours
Relax Columbine Parents, the killing spree and stand off only lasted for four hours