Comment In Soviet Redmond . . . (Score 0) 197
. . . TV watches you!
Comment Darn (Score 0) 636
I was going to suggest that the state invest in a human-hawk hybridization program to legitimize this, but Ohio got rid of that possibility as well:
http://idle.slashdot.org/story/10/06/03/1422213/OH-Senate-Passes-Bill-Banning-Human-Animal-Hybrids
Comment Re:include 'common-sense' returns false. (Score -1, Troll) 615
It's always fascinating to me that the political party that trumpets about about smaller government, deregulation, and individual freedoms is the same one that tends to introduce this kind crap.
Comment Problem Solved (Score -1, Redundant) 223
I'm gonna patent the patent process. What then, bitches?
Submission + - Dude, Where's My Pants? (wikipedia.org)
bigspring writes: Today, like first Friday of May is years past, is No Pants Day! Do something in public today without your pants on, just don't go too far with it...
Comment A Step In The Right Direction (Score 1) 2
This is closest thing to a fair treatment I've seen for this issue. There's more to their analysis than, "piracy is [a destructive force that will permanently destroy creativity the world over/a boon to industry and humanity as a whole]," although I believe their conclusion falls closer to the latter than the data would suggest it should. It's not a perfect study, but it's worth a read.
Comment Re:Crowdsourcing HIV (Score 1) 52
Yeah, but clearly we've yet to infect the right people to get it cured.
Comment Re:Not only Night Vision (Score 1) 120
Don't forget porn!
