Okay, so my girlfriend and I go to the supermarket, because we want these kick ass sodas in a bottle. (Black Cherry and Key Lime sodas in glass bottles are fucking kick ass. And I don't even like most sodas...) We pick them up, walk over to the registeres and wait in line to pay. Well, by the registers is a freezer full of pies. Yes, PIES. She wants to get a pie. I said no, but she really really wanted pie. I said no again. I don't really get it, because she was paying for the sodas, so I was