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Comment Re:Get a refill.. (Score 1) 1141

You see, according to the government's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

I thought I was the only one.

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Submission + - People Born With Certain "Personality Genes" May Live Longer (medicaldaily.com)

An anonymous reader writes: People who are outgoing, optimistic, easygoing, and have a good sense of humor and a large social network are likely to live longer than others who don't possess these personality traits, according to new research.

The study reveals how saying "It’s in their genes" could refer to more than just genetic variations that give a physiological advantage like having high levels of HDL ("good") cholesterol because people with positive personality traits appear to live longer than those who do not.

Comment Re:OMFG - Gorgeous material! (Score 0) 667

lol call candice and ask her why shes fat lol. Call her at 281.508.7722 or email candice@schwagerconsulting.com (also she looks like the mean teacher from harry potter 5) [ps: grabbed above from http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:kWy3EjJ_v4IJ:houstonsbestattorneymarketing.com/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us ] it says to call her....

Comment Re:Common Sense (Score 1) 535

Didn't anyone at the store find it suspicious that an expensive big Lego set would suddenly be heavily discounted?

first of all this is old news compared to the couple that did it at Walmart... but was that on Slashdot? no that was probably before Slashdot started posting crap that has no tech value other than brushing up against technology(literally) [found this from two years ago which is almost an exact repeat http://triblocal.com/des-plaines/2010/12/17/cops-fake-barcodes-lower-lego-price/%5D Next Topic: Larry Page doesn't pick up poop in park... (this would make Slashdot headlines if it happened... and you know it.)

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