[_] I was going to put it up on rotten.com, but it was blocked in my hosts file.

Come on, anyone with at least a two-digit IQ could easily find me on the net. Or did you put 127.0.0.1 google.com in your precious hosts file?

If I ran, why am I still here?

You yourself (or one of your personalities*) have stated approximately 40 000 billion times now that Barbie encourages others to respond as AC to your frothing rants, yet you seem unable to fathom the concept that someone else, other than her, could be replying to you. That is truly a textbook example of retardation.

Oh and BTW, that you can't even be bothered to spell my nickname correctly is seen as a cardinal sin in my religion and a mortal insult in my culture. Prepare to die.

* Please note that I use this word for want of a better one. This person+ actually has no personality. It was surgically removed after a tragical accident when apk got the concepts "harvesting used condoms" and "combine harvester" mixed up in his youth. Not a pretty sight.

+ What do you call something that vaguely resembles a human, but has the mental capacity of a retarded ant?

That mail was the funniest shit I read all day. :-D

And Delphi? I stopped using that crap in 1998.

So basically, you had a wet brain fart. So noted.

What was it I wrote that made you think I was even remotely interested in what you wish that you had done with your life?
I genuinely want to know so I can avoid triggering it in the future.

Well, if "been with" includes slobbering over a stolen copy of Playboy in your mom's basement, I'll concede that point. Otherwise, it's quite obvious that you're afraid of women, especially the evil nurses who want to tighten your restrainers. NEWS FOR YOU: In real life, women don't stick together because you've cum on the page.

I've been a regular since the turn of the millennium. Your incoherent ramblings make the classic GNAA page-widenings posts look good.

Now that is comedy gold, right there. :-D You have no idea who I am or what I do, do you?

The lesson we take away from this is: Don't eat Teflon, kids. It'll rot your brain and nothing will stick to it.

Yep, you really are that sad. I can tell from way over here, because I'm telepathetic. *boom-tish*

And, I feel good because my taxes don't pay for your medications. Which would be a total waste since you're obviously selling them on the black market instead of taking them yourself. I can only imagine what you do with the money, though. Buy replacement Real Dolls after puncturing the old ones with your prostethic toothpick dick?

So what if half of Slashdot take turns trolling you as AC? Do you really belive anyone gives a shit, except for your baboon mom when she gave birth to you at the zoo after all those illegal experiments?

The #1 reason people upgrade is not because the old software was buggy or ran too slow, quite the opposite. Instead, the vendors keep changing the file formats to force upgrades. How is that an obsessive-compulsive problem with customers? Is it an obsession, wanting to be able to actually read the files that people send you? Perhaps being a control-freak dictating what everybody else is using is a lesser evil?

I always thought the Excel menu option "terrorist cell" was a bit suspect.

Sokath, his eyes uncovered.

Google Beenz. :-D

I shall have you know that I am travelling into the future at the astounding rate of no less than sixty seconds every minute.

The real story seems to be that PD trumped trademarks. Which is good, since trademarks can run for ever, while copyrights expire. If you could leverage eternal trademarks to prolong copyrights, that would defeat the spirit of copyright law.