but this reminds me of all the women i could have potentially slept with but turned them down because the one had too big of a butt, another one i valued her friendship too much, another one i was worried she had VD, another one i was already seeing someone else, etc. so now i'm old, alone and abstinent. All of my life is a regret. Please, please don't be me. If you personally stand to make 7 figures off this transaction I would do it and hope you like megalomart. if you don't then you can quit and start another company and relive the dream. or not. If they're buying you cheap then it might not be worth it. you need to contact their competitor and get a competing bid. if that's not feasible, turn them down and become a commercial success and they'll still be interested in buying you.

i just wonder if they're as desperate as the couchdb bozos: http://www.slideshare.net/mattetti/couchdb-perform-like-a-pr0n-star

i would, but i'm dumb. and lazy.

if they brought back the McRib. can anyone tell me why it was discontinued? it was a popular item. Seriously, since they've cancelled it my life feels like I'm just going through motions, nothing makes me really happy and nothing makes me really sad.

then only outlaws will paint balls.

i used to write TSRs (terminate and stay resident) to do all sorts of obnoxious shite like flash the screen and display a text box staying "WHITE POWER" at the most inopportune time.

the whole species went extinct when they were all asked, simultaneously, "what exit?"

i think that perhaps news that the composer was on his deathbed was leaked and this guy put his wiki entry in. then the composer decided to check the interweb before checking out and realized he had final words to utter. and now he's a decomposer.

now christopher reeve will never walk =(

(Nerds)while The Jocks Work Out (Nerds) With The Football Team (Nerds) we're Trying To Score With The Girl Of Our Dream you Know We Ain't Good Looking But Here's A Surprise: nerds Are Great Lovers In Disguise so Go Ahead, Put Us Down one Of These Days We Will Turn It Around won't Be Long, Mark My Words time Has Come For Revenge Of The Nerds!

and use it to figure out how to manufacture a pork samich without a bone in it. i will be rich.

.... that it just might work

tramiel's commodore was an effective company. the downfall for commodore came when tramiel was ousted after a tumultuous board meeting. to this day, no one knows what was said during that meeting. it's commonly believed that he proposed his sons take formal leadership positions at commodore. and it makes sense because this is what he did at atari. unfortunately, except for leonard, all his sons were boobs. it's regrettable that jack tramiel will not be writing an autobiography or sharing even with his sons why it all went down like that.

if you tweet from the bathroom are you really tooting?

was stroker: http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php%3Fid%3D142