Yes. It's obviously a flying car.

Star Trek Into Darkness => Kirk Dates Nonstarters

I don't think you'd get very far on America's Got Talent with a tiny violin.

And here's the rest:

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly"
"thy micturations are to me"
"As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee"
"Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes"
"And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles"
"Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

Buy more monitors. Maybe you can get a 6-pack.

Not POTatoes? Oh wait, that's already taken.

From the letter itself:

I think it's appropriate that he's speaking in the third person.

FTFY

"...and warns the wearer when anything gets too close."

Does it do so by turning the wearer's sunglasses completely black?

New on the menu: Lobster-fed Lobster with a Fish Stock Reduction Sauce.

If the building being burned down is included in what you call "working itself out", then yes.

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Modded funny, but you're absolutely right. Maybe it should be titled:

"Coder" Doesn't Know How to Change Preferences

Emphasis on "preferences". Yellow comments on a white background? Really? This is MORE readable?

How about a dog? Or a dog with bees in its mouth so when it barks it shoots bees at you?

I hope that commercials don't support this feature. But of course they will...

Dad: Hey kids, wanna go to McDonald's for dinner?
Kid (to brother/sister): See, TOLD you that PVR'ing McDonald's commercials was a good idea...
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Dude (to Other Dude): Whoa, my pizza tastes like LOBSTER now!
Other Dude (to first Dude): Eww, now it tastes like cat food!
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Kid: Mom!! Sparky keeps trying to eat the TV!
Mom: I told you not to watch TV while the dog's in the house!
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