What kind of sense does that make? If you raise the minimum, you raise the average unless you lower the maximum.

Not only the above, but you can also fit more than a dozen tapes worth of data onto a single USB drive the size of your thumb. If you want to go crazy, you can get an external hard drive and carry around 100 more movies in a space less than a single tape. USB is a lot more universal than VHS. I believe the argument you're really trying to make is, "I'm stuck in my ways, now get off my porch."

*shazzam* http://www.cru-dataportstore.com/htmldocs/products/DP30.html

What kind of sense does it make to have to verify you're over 18 to access content with your G3 connection? Do a lot of people 17 and under have credit cards, their own laptop and a G3 card + service? Isn't one of the provisions of getting service being of legal age since you must sign a service contract? I'm so glad companies and governments are taking it upon themselves to be my conscience.

What kind of connection do you need to have to get away with several terabytes of data before someone notices? Users on my network get pissy when someone downloads a few dozen megs.

Can you hear me hear you now?

How many decades is it going to spend blinking 12:00?

Space memes...

The more rope you give a criminal, the more likely he is to hang YOU with it.

I can already feel my epeen swelling.

I can't believe it; I thought I was the only person unlucky enough to have someone that vapid. I have a girl here that always calls me saying, "I saved this picture in Word and now I can't open it? Why is Word broken!?" I sent her a publisher document and instead of double clicking it, she opened Word, clicked open, navigated to the folder, and then complained when she couldn't find it! They get pissed at me when things don't work the way they imagine things should. Do you lock your door using your pecker? No, you use your keys. There are right tools and there are wrong tools for each job.

Use linux?

Hardly sounds like a concern of someone in an emerging market that would eye a low cost starter edition, but what do I know?

But will it run Vista? ...wait...

Apple only needs one version because they only have two types of client: Media designers and coffee shop hipster douche bags; and no one cares about the needs of coffee shop hipster douche bags.