A bunch of secret agents that are getting laid or a bunch of science geeks with lab coats and pocket protectors? I mean come on!

I've been in IT for 10 years now and so far I've contemplated suicide twice. I've watched my lunch break go from 1 hour to eat while you work. Taking a break now is stopping what you are doing here and go over there to explain to our accountant's cousin why she can't use Magic Jack with AOL. Keeping up with the latest and greatest technologies is a joke to everyone that's around you. Even though it's your job to understand this equipment and if we need to upgrade. All the other IT people you've met have an ego the size of VY Canis Majoris. Their life is so much better than yours even though when you hang out with them they can't afford anywhere you want to eat. Also usually their talent is watered down and forget having a conversation about anything other than computers. Finding a new job is a joke. Most online "job sites" are just phishing for resumes that have your social security number and other personal information. Any legitimate jobs have a line forming at the door of applicants. Those jobs are usually a start up that will be around until the owners' loan money runs out. If you ask if there is any room for advancement they feed you a line like "You're already on the top in that position." Meaning you are stuck where you are at until they go belly up. Any ideas your boss or whoever is over you comes up with is usually stupid. Cost cutting and other business BS has left you to complete projects that aren't going to work by impossible deadlines. You only come to work because their internet is a little faster than what you got at home. Working most of the time has cause you to lose touch with friends and some family. You find yourself like a zombie getting up everyday to go to work. You can't wait until the weekend but it takes more than 2 days to recuperate. You read this article on Slashdot and find an avenue to vent. Only to have that temporary escape rudely broken by the question "Hey dude, can you see why my PC be glitchen up?"

That's like when they make ads for fruit or vegetables. In real life that strawberry is a 10" wax mock up that's been painted with lipstick.

Will Kid 'N Play be available for this event?

First house ever built on land that needed a sacrificial piece of metal.

If the problems with our current infrastructure was hurting cats, 4chan would fix it.

You wait until you turn 35. You will balloon up and not be as happy. Your clock is ticking.

What about the average Harry Potter fan?

I've had companies take defective products and send them strait back because they wouldn't take the time to fully test the unit. That's why I take a taser and let it arc across ports and components on boards. Then I say it was working fine until today. Now it won't come on.

Don't worry I alerted them about the typo under the picture. It should be 360,000 km not 360,00.

There used to be a porno shop / brothel near here called "The Shack". They had a sign that said, "Two for One Tuesdays!"

I just told my boss about this, not really expecting to get anything in return, just wanting to make conversation. I get this very long speech about how the American worker expects too much and that's one of the main problems with our economy. He gets more and more angry going on about how assembly line workers in Detroit are getting paid $40 an hour to put on lug nuts. A pat on the back would have been nice. Not looking for a cash bonus or a company car. Makes you really want to get up in the morning and try hard doesn't it?

Where am I supposed to post my funny MEMEs and links to girllookslikeabitch.com now?

I miss spelled fuck you onetime and never to this day have been able to live it down. You'd never guess there would be so many grammar Nazis in Sunday School.

If we could just get rid of modern music and reality TV shows.