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Fine, you asked for it.
May Zarquon have mercy on your soul...
"thy micturations are to me/ As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee."
Would you prefer I find something from Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings?
You may yet live and regain enough honour to avoid ghe''or, if you utter a replacement proverb, such as:
reH Suvrup SuvwI''a'
"A great warrior is always prepared"
or
HIvqa' veqlargh
"The Fek'Ihr strikes again"