kahless62003 - Slashdot User

Comment Re:That's not the professional term (Score 1) 487

by kahless62003 on Monday August 23, 2010 @03:30PM (#33345896) Attached to: Justice Department Seeks Ebonics Experts

Did you not see the XKCD comic where the guy is bitching about how if people don't want to learn English, they should leave the country, and then the girl behind him starts speaking Cherokee?

Nope. Where's the obligatory link? Ta.

Comment Re:Wait'll they spy on geeks ... (Score 1) 487

by kahless62003 on Monday August 23, 2010 @03:17PM (#33345710) Attached to: Justice Department Seeks Ebonics Experts

Qu'vatlh! There goes my cunning plan.

Comment Re:Couldn't help it... (Score 1) 487

by kahless62003 on Monday August 23, 2010 @03:06PM (#33345558) Attached to: Justice Department Seeks Ebonics Experts

nuqjatlh?

Comment Re:I will chop you up! (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Sunday August 15, 2010 @11:54AM (#33257030) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

Qapbe'ba' mughwI'lIj.

(your translator obviously does not work.)

wa' nIv yISam yIruch.

(go find a better one.)

nuqDaq 'oH mughwI'lIj'e'.

(where is your translator.)

tI'nISba' mughwI'vam

(this translator obviously needs repairing)

Comment Re:Klingon opera (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Friday August 13, 2010 @12:47PM (#33242048) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

I don't know.
What does that sound like?

Comment Re:NOT authentic (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Friday August 13, 2010 @12:26PM (#33241702) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

bInep!
pujwI' HIvlu'chugh quvbe'lu'.

<There is no honour in attacking the weak.>

Comment Re:He'd probably spell his name right... * (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Friday August 13, 2010 @12:18PM (#33241564) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

I could not locate him, but I guess I could take a stab at it.
jawmeH qul lo'be' SuvwI''a', 'ach jaghDaj tuq meQmeH qul lo' ghaH

The great warrior does not use fire in order to chat, but he uses fire in order to burn his enemy's house.

Comment Re:He'd probably spell his name right... * (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Friday August 13, 2010 @03:01AM (#33236374) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

Now say it in the original Klingon.

Comment Re:Next: Vogon poetry ... (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Thursday August 12, 2010 @05:28PM (#33233270) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

Fine, you asked for it.
May Zarquon have mercy on your soul...
"thy micturations are to me/ As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee."
Would you prefer I find something from Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings?

Comment Re:Is it like German opera? (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Thursday August 12, 2010 @05:03PM (#33233002) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

"The teutonic reputation of cruelty is not undeserved. They have operas that go on for days."

Comment Re:Um... (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Thursday August 12, 2010 @04:58PM (#33232950) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

Okrand is involved. If he says it, it's "authentic", or canon as we call it.

Comment Re:He'd probably spell his name right... * (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Thursday August 12, 2010 @04:53PM (#33232884) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

Not one of the stock ones, but it works for me.

Comment Re:Wow (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Thursday August 12, 2010 @04:44PM (#33232742) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

It's grey matter I have trouble with. It's murder to get out of your uniform after the battle.

Comment Re:He'd probably spell his name right... * (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Thursday August 12, 2010 @04:31PM (#33232548) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

You may yet live and regain enough honour to avoid ghe''or, if you utter a replacement proverb, such as:
reH Suvrup SuvwI''a'
"A great warrior is always prepared"
or
HIvqa' veqlargh
"The Fek'Ihr strikes again"

Comment Re:Creepy (Score 1) 165

by kahless62003 on Thursday August 12, 2010 @04:24PM (#33232420) Attached to: 'u' — the First Authentic Klingon Opera On Earth

If by "Furries" you are referring to tribbles, then indeed I concur. I'd find such a pairing deeply creepy.

Slashdot Top Deals