I think the guardian got all his stuff in a batch file, they're just going through it slowly, the man himself is not releasing anything new.

Guess the digital revolution have been here for a while already then.

Lets call it Attila.

It's a spent fuel pool, not a reactor core, and even so the backup kicked in with short notice and even if it hadn't, other sensors would've likely flagged down the problem or tripped alarms if it had been left unattended for a very long time.

Save its state just when it wakes up on day 1, then load it at the end of day 2.
Run the sleep simulation at 10x realtime.
Optimize sleep algorithm to 100% REM.
Use the dolphin approach.

Virtual amphetamine isn't illegal.
And there's no virtual LD50 for it either.

Because certainly your brain becomes a super-hacker by default as soon as it's put in a jar.

It won't be running in realtime. If, you have the patience to sit still for 8 hours while it aims a pistol at your head you deserve to be shot.

We need to invent the NSAMA, that would take care of the drone problem.

I'll let you figure out the acronym.

Strontium is a bone-homing isotope, it's used in nuclear medicine to treat bone pain.

Now I don't know about you, but I usually don't eat fishbones.

make that 0.2MBq, I was too busy thinking of BBQ to calculate properly

They're not just having one storage tank in the area: go look at http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/reuters/2013-05-15t210949z_1_cbre94e1msm00_rtroptp_3_japan-power-deregulation.jpg
That's from march this year.

It was 430 liters of wastewater with a comparatively low radiation level(0.2kBq, for nuclear medicine image studies you're counting mega-Bq and you're injecting it, for radionuclide therapy you're up in high and wild GBq numbers). So yes indeed no worries, really.

Regarding the safety limit of 30 becquerel: that's two banana equivalent doses, meaning that a banana shake can exceed the safety limit. And 6 million bananas being equivalent to the total leaked value.

Import food and use rainwater reserviours/wells.
Trying to present it as more dangerous by saying "you're too stupid to understand this terribly complex affliction" is just a bullshit alarmism tactic for hiding your ignorance.

That you give us actual fucking measurement numbers in millisievert per unit of time instead of scaremongering with ambigious definitions.

If I were 74 years old and my home had an annual 5mSv radiation dose(technically in excess of 2x civilian limits). I would live there, whole fucking year. And if I die of cancer, I'd have done so anyway.