I still can't get over that he said "We let them teach evolution to our children..." as though this is some sort of compromise with liberals or something...
But all of us here believe in creationism. And since we are all preeminent scientists in our respective fields, I think our point of view has some merit.
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Customer: Hi, my computer won't POST.
Steve (Samir): Okay, sir, first we must try a few things. Is the machine currently plugged in?
**3 hours later**
Steve: Sir, the problem appears to be a faulty motherboard. Unfortunately your system is out of warranty. Luckily, while the system was operational, our integrated key-logger was able to pull your shipping address and credit card numbers. We have billed you for a replacement system and it should be there in 3-5 business days. Someone will need to sign for it, perhaps your oldest daughter. Justine is turning into a fine looking young-lady, by the way.
She said they were likely to become depressed or angry, have trouble forming relationships and suffer from decreased sexual appetites. Small percentages said they had reacted to unpleasant images by vomiting or crying.
That's me now, and I'm not getting paid. =(
Yeah, replace "unpleasant images" with "401k statements."
You know like every other time we have given these bastards a dime.
Seriously. I'm reminded of a pithy quote about the definition of "insanity."
Now the Olympics are going to look like a convention of superheroes and supervillains, with each athlete alignment-doping him or herself with more and more outrageous costumes, posturing, and pre-event monologues.
"Sure, he hurled the discus five miles, but did he really have to soak it in the blood of five virgins and dedicate his performance to All-Mighty Set?"
Bahahaha.
"How are you preparing yourself, mentally, for your event?"
"Last Olypmics, I spent the week before working in a soup kitchen, for a lousy bronze medal. This year, I'm just going to drop a baby down a well."
That aside, when will we be able to implant a RAID array of solid state lungs?
Soon enough, but it will be costly. I hope you can remember your PIN number at the ATM machine.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.