In the 90's people used to make exactly the same types of comments about Perl. Perl and Perl Devs were the whipping boy of the language snobs.
Now PHP has stomped Perl into the dirt, for very good reasons IMO having written many CGI apps and maintenance / glue scripts with Perl for many years. Now that PHP is the new king of the useful / accessible language world somehow Perl has become something "great". Apparently being sidelined and teetering on obsolescence now makes it something wonderful. So great that nobody uses it anymore in any real sense except purely due to a small amount of inertia and a fraction of server side maintenance scripts that are now quickly being eaten by Python and ... PHP/CLI.
Perl is just as much of a mess as PHP, though in different ways and most who whinge about PHP are just used to Perls BS and don't even notice it anymore.
The fact of the matter is PHP *is* one of the most productive languages around otherwise it wouldn't have absolutely blown Perl away in less than 4 years from when it was introduced. For years hosting companies used to have Perl and only Perl available, now it's not even on the radar. Yes PHP is simple, it's easy to program in, easy to maintain (even the worst PHP is better than most average Perl code I've ever had to delve into over the years) and of course inherently easy for noobs to write dodgy broken applications in.
Python and Ruby will always be niche as they are developed by ideology, not by practicality.
The @ symbol suppresses warnings, just like programming in Perl without -w. And in 11 years I've never seen it used as a "try catch block" and I've seen a hell of a lot of code, which makes me understand that you've never actually programmed in PHP and are just regurgitating off old troll lists. Also PHP has had exceptions for over half a decade now...
Finally PHP doesn't need to be compared to Perl or Python or Ruby, it's now at a place and running some of the biggest sites in the world along side Java a place where Perl once was and Python and Ruby will *never* be. (How's that performance going Ruby?).
Such is the state of reality at this point from a Java first / PHP second / Occassional-Python (the more I use it the less I like it) Assembly for microcontrollers, very Ex-Perl programmers point of view.
Flame on!