The Pirate Bay's services "can be compared to making cars that can be driven faster than the speed limit," [Per Samuelsson] said.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pirate_Bay_Trial

Wouldn't it be so awesome if Iran developed an Intercontinental Ballistic Nerf Missile?

One day the US gets an ICBM alert and they're going oh shit oh shit oh shit! Then it lands on the White House lawn and smashes a garden gnome or something. And then President Amjsnfsjfmed from Iran calls up Obama and tells him to look outside onto the front lawn, giggling, so Obama looks out, sees the nerf missile, replies with "ahhhhh you little terrorists!" with a big smile and maybe pointing a finger fonz-style.

Then we all live happily ever after.

Why not virtually? Does MS Flight Sim support network play?

Yes, my experience only reaches as far as your mum.

Financial leader standing on dam: "I promise to not to open the flood gates to foreign investment!"

Douchebag: "It's funny because he's on a dam and dams have flood gates"

Happyfriendlystan. The nation's president is bawling his eyes out over the matter as we speak.

I'm fairly sure that even the creepiest IRL girl isn't
a) dead
b) supernatural

So hiring sub-par creepy girls would break the suspense of disbelief that the game cultures. Going with cats is like a way of adknowledging that this is about as creepy as real-life gets, and people should instead buy FEAR2 to get their dose of argh's.

My point is he made the exact same joke with the exact same wording :p

Re: (Score:-1, Redundant) by GigaHurtsMyRobot (1143329)
In Soviet Russia, memes spread YOU!

Re: (Score:5, Funny) by Squeeonline (1323439)
In Soviet Russia memes spread you!

I just spent about 3 minutes having an internal monologue about how best to weave the hated word into a reply, without it being too obvious or douchey. And now I can't really be fucked.

Shinanigans!

Wow. You get +4 funny and the great-grandparent gets buried under rubble and given -1 overrated and -1 redundant. :P

Humans operate in a local environment and require themselves to go out of their way to view the global environment. Anything that doesn't affect the local environment is often ignored. It's perfectly natural and complaining about human nature won't do much.

If you're feeling particularly open minded, you could imagine EVE Online players wondering why the hell you don't care about this massive event.

Or even over... 9000?

/flee

That whistling sound is the joke flying at several hundred AU/s over your head.

Could somebody please paste the artical in here for the benefit of us poor sods working behind work proxy filters? :)

Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg

The "Wilhelm" has been removed.