May I suggest duct tape? There is nothing duct tape cannot fix!

And that is exactly what makes it the source of geothermal energy

Yes this is a DRM issue. Each vendor has it's own DRM scheme and typical reader does not support all schemes, so each vendor pretty much requires it's own device. And yes, I bought a DRM protected book for my device once, making it work was one of the most revolting computer experiences I've ever had. Since then I just download my books DRM free.

I remember a DOS times joke of creating an archive which would expand into a humongous file full of zeroes, 100% lossless btw :) What do I win?

Mercury evaporates pretty good at room temp.

So, they did not outsource marketing yet, did they?

Bright enough, providing the projection size is no larger than the cell phone screen.

50 megawatt divided by 10,000 servers gives 5 kilowatts per server.
Isn't that too much?