Very pleased for you, cleaning my bronze golf clubs in Cola works for me, now fuck off until you have a relevant comment.

Apart from your appalling grammar:

I keep every single message I've gotten since 1993

I've kept every single message I've received since 1993

Your bald statement that you have a good memory so I seldom need to search is just utter, utter bollocks.
I'm sure I sent you an email back in 1994 calling you a cunt, can you remember that message?, my address at the time was 10285.1061@compuserve.com, but surely you remember that. You, Sir, are full of shit.

Is this like a bug report for the bible?

If truth was out the whole fucking thing should be on somebodies report. Worthless pap fiction.

it gets full of lint

What's it got in its pocketses?

Excellent synopsis, nicely argued.

But where do you stand on "intelligent design" ?

You USians ae so insular, aren't you.... Every single reply above, that's not US centric, has been modded down.

I'd have to say, on the strength of that; go drown.

Heh, I was beaten as a child, in the 60s, if I got it wrong. Throw enough shit at a blanket; some will stick :-)

Agree. China has built a huge very high speed rail network with the sort of money spaffed by Facebook on a picture sharing app.

PS:

With cash reserves like their's

apostrophe not required.

You're exactly the sort of twat I was trying to warn about.

Hope your hair shirt is really uncomfortable.

Note: Irony is nothing like steely!.

How ironic.

on /.

You'll have all the weirdos calling by; claiming that eating toasted bread kills hedgehogs

Top tip: Don't watch "infomercials"

Infomercials - What a crassly stupid, stupid name.

Circle: See circle:
I'm in my 50's; I've seen the progression from punched cards, paper tapes & music ruled output to vty terminals etc.
More importantly from Green screen, text only, to CGA then Radius rotatable Hercules, through various iterations to VGA/XGA and beyond.
I had an Amstrad monitor, connected to a 80286 pc with a .24 dot pitch 14" monitor, which had a better resolution than modern huge, fuck off, HDMI lcd/led tellies.
Apart from the thinness what's the advantage? Oh wait, just remembered; I'm blind as a Mole in the sunlight. Doh!

Can it also prevent STDs?

Most likely cause STDs... "Ooh shiny, must fuck..

Simply: No.
Fuck off.