Comment Oblig Yakov Smirnoff (Score 1, Funny) 162
In Soviet Russia, Microsoft spies on you!
Sperm whales have a carbon footprint? What? From the Hummers they're driving, or all the coal-burning power plants they've built? I know this is Idle on Slashdot, but man, that is the dumbest headline I've seen in a whale.
Fixed that for you.
You know, like this.
Why am I not surprised that there is a 404 error on the other side of that link?
What next, shooting french fries at passing motorists?
Now that's what I call Fast Food.
Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. -- Ambrose Bierce