clear and unequivocal legislation is required for business methods to be patentable
Since when has that stopped anyone?
Now I might be wrong given the pretext of the article but isn't that a tad more likely than transference by someone sodomising an ape.
You might be appalled by this, but in third world countries, people are taught that the initial AIDS transmission occurred after someone "had relations" with an ape. At least I was taught that by a "abstinence only" group that gave a lecture back when I used to go to middle school in Mexico...
The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected. -- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972