I've got a great idea-- how about all of those in favor of strong central (federal) government move to states that grant that authority to the fed as a part of the 10th amendment. Those of us who want to remain "weak" and keep our income tax dollars in our own wallets can move to states that recognize the importance of check and balance as granted in the 10th amendment.
Those who want Creation taught as Science move to like-minded states (or just private schools). Those who want real science, move to the other states.
Those who want abortion, move to state ___. Those who don't, move to state ___.
Those who want ___, move to X; those who don't, move to Y.
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Are you starting to see the beauty of a collection of independent states yet? Notice how if we allowed the Constitution to work like the framers intended, most of these stupid squabbles could be resolved by selling one's home and moving. If it's not important enough to you to change your address, then shut your mouth or petition your state.