Does the metal of the car body have no effect on the transmission of the signal? It seems like there would be a Faraday cage effect going on...

Speaking of which, time to build a Faraday cage around my car's microprocessor components.

If you can make that light coherent and focused, you can be some sort of super hero. Laser Pointer Assisted Presentation Man! Is it a CEO? Is it a college professor? No! It's Laser Pointer Man! Boring wrongdoers into soporific oblivion at the speed of light! Taunting cats in his free time...

I recently got a complimentary download of Antivirus Live from visiting ED.

The technology is moving forward if you can give (or charge) every single student a gadget like this and use it in every class.

You're mistaken. Virgins one through nine ARE the scientists.

My file structure is NTFS, you insensitive clod!

An exhibit like that would a breeding ground for viruses!

Proof that Apple makes software for toddlers!

No, no, this will never happen. The scientists noted that one of the side effects of the treatment was green skin. I think we know where that leads.

What good will that be to the government?

It's okay, we can have students carry around multiple car batteries. It will end up weighing about the same, anyway.

Let's hope copyright law is reformed by the time electronics are integrated into our brains.

They're obviously trying to avoid establishing a brilliance event horizon, and subsequently, losing brilliance through hawking radiation.

Unless it's shocking you in the brain, it's not bypassing the senses. You're still looking at a screen.

I think this is largely because consoles set the pace for hardware upgrades. If you want to develop a multi-platform game, then it's going to need to run on XBox 360 hardware from four years ago. I don't even check recommended requirements anymore: I know that if it has a 360 or PS3 port (or the other way around), I can run it.