Sorry, but it's not worth the time and whatever "spades" you're getting paid pack in are 99% emotional, not physical.
Yeah, that's exactly what I was wondering. I actually RTFA'd to see if the author had any sort of real statistics, but he really doesn't; the one thing that's presented as any sort of evidence is Netcraft's list of most reliable hosting companies for February, which is pretty meaningless. Sure, the top three are running FreeBSD, but every other company on the list is running Linux (besides number 9, which is running Windows Server 2003).
Just to let you know I'm not disagreeing with you but I do think what you are saying needs to be highlighted given the number of times I have to deal with "BSD is X" nonsense from people who have absolutely abysmal math skills. Not only are you correct about the variability of the data but the netcraft chart is a weighted ranking of a number of metrics and while these may be perfectly reasonable for evaluating a hosting provider. None of them are intrinsically OS related and only two have to do with reliability. One of those two is the same for every system down to #30 (on the Feb 2011 data)! For example in Feb 2011 # 6 serverbeach (a Linux based provider) outperforms BSD (and everyone above it) in connect latency, first byte, total and kb/s. The only reason this is in #6 is because it's failed requests differs by 0.008%.
While someone might argue that this difference is important in some context as we can see from the two samples you gave it's not entirely clear how much each one of these OS's vary. While I wouldn't necessarily expect the "best" os to always be in the top. I would expect that - over time - the variance in the data to be smaller. Without this, it's impossible to derive anything about the OS from the "failed req %" (assuming it isn't simply a function of completely irrelevant things like their upstream ISP's)