James Bond?

http://tech.slashdot.org/story/09/10/24/166241/A-Tale-of-Two-Windows-7s?from=rss

http://haveeverything.com/Transparent-Duct-Tape-2120-1.88in-x/M/B00144A42A.htm?traffic_src=GB&utm_medium=organic&utm_source=GB&id=uk sorted.

Just sellotape your iPhone to your laptop and you'll have the same effect.

Yeah seriously I was imagining something like this http://www.gscreencorp.com/home.htm but with 4. That would have had some major geek kudos.

Indeed as an Englishman I've only ever managed to get any speech recognition software to work by putting on a fake American accent. Considering people who leave voicemails for me regularly come from places such as The Netherlands, France or India, so are using a second language, I think it's going to be a long time before something like this is actually useful.

Perhaps because as yet the European amateurs haven't expressed a desire to wipe anyone "off the map".

So you have to drive along toting it out the window A-Team style?

or is a box

I guess you'd have to create your own levels - so you'd be playing against a back drop of crappy animated gifs and every single text element would be a different garish colour, size and font.

Yeah surely playing them Slade's Merry Christmas Everybody and Wham's Last Christmas is more likely to drive them mad than give them enjoyment. The guests of Holiday Inn Kensington would seem to agree: http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/12/09/slade-hit-merry-christmas-everybody-banned-by-hotel-115875-20957466/

I'm 34 and actively avoiding management. I wonder how long I can keep it up. /notpun