The Politico article linked above notes that this [...] may not be directly corrupt
The Politico article only states that this act is completely legal, not that it isn't directly corrupt. There's a difference between the two.
Sorry, but the Tech world has been somewhat insulated from the recession, and finding a job in CS/IT isn't that hard right now. If you're stuck at Zynga, there might be a reason.
Here's an interesting thread from last week arguing the exact opposite: http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2541284&cid=38150514
I forgot where I read it, but I vaguely remember hearing that Verizon and AT&T are likely to somehow use incompatible forms of LTE. It might be related to the operating frequency. If that's the case, then we're stuck with the same "locked into a single carrier" issue you're describing.
The whole thing, as you've aptly described, is ridiculous. When I was in high school, our entire marching band traveled to London to march in a parade. All of the chaperones were shocked to learn that their cell phones didn't work even on "roaming" and I didn't know nearly enough technical details at the time to warn any of them otherwise. But more importantly, I doubt it would have helped even if I did have the knowledge and could advise them about about needing a different SIM card because it's unlikely that any of their phones would have supported the right frequencies anyway!
Funny anecdote about the girlfriend though. Thanks for the chuckle.
Always look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and plotting against you.