"mei guo ren"

"The best classroom is the bedroom."

Strangely enough, beer was invented 57,999 years ago.

Just walk down any street in Chicago.......

Life's not all about cheap dope and Eastern European hookers. Native Dutch have been leaving the Netherlands for years.

"Last year, 144,175 people emigrated, the paper says, quoting figures from the national statistics office CBS. In 2011, nearly 134,000 people left and in 2010, 121,000."
http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/a...

But the temperature on Mars is rising too! We are sooooooooooooooo screwed!

India and China also practice female infanticide. The Chinese male-female newborn ratio is 120 male to 100 female.

From the article:

"The council vote to pass the new composting measure was a unanimous 9-to-0. No public hearing was required."

From the article:

"The council vote to pass the new composting measure was a unanimous 9-to-0. No public hearing was required."

"If the intruder were carrying chemical, biological or radiological weapons and President Obama and his family had been in, we would have had a dead president as well as a dead first family."

And Joe Biden as President.

A couple of bottles of Olde English 800 will screw up the reflexes.

Most of the humanoids inhabiting DC are thugs. A heavy dose of gamma radiation would work wonders.

He'll spring into action as soon as he gets back from playing the 9th Hole.

The US Army is hardly the world's largest. Get a grip.

Strange, when the Obama administration gave them all those weapons in Syria they were "freedom fighters"!

I fixed that for you.