Whine all you want you little asshole, but gov't-funded healthcare is coming, and you are going to help pay for it, whether you like it or not. There is nothing you are capable of saying or doing that will change that. ^_^

Being obese might or might not damage your brain, but I would rather not have to see you regardless. Please have consideration for your moral and genetic betters when you decide whether to stay home and cry in your basement or venture outside where you might accidentally befoul my line of sight.

BZZZT! You lose. It's cmdrtaco's website, and he(or his editors) can put up whatever he wants. Get the fuck out or get the fuck over it.

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn* seriously, I am imagining you right now hunched over the keyboard, and biting your knuckle with a small tear coming out of your eye. stop being such a faggot.

No, you're biased because you like free wifi. If some double-blind study came out that did support this DJ's claim, you would be among the first group of slashdotters shouting "OMGZ, CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATIONZ LOL!!!!11!!`~!" By the way, do you even know what a double-blind study is, or did you see someone else using the term upthread? (That's a rhetorical question, by the way. I'm sure you're furiously googling for something you can paraphrase in a reply. Don't bother, I know you're full of shit.)

He bought the rights to the rolling stones catalog?! I am outraged! My only question is, did he have the decency to will the rights to his Beatles catalogue back to Paul and Ringo?

Ohhhhhhhh.

*snrk*

So, you pretty much listen to what other people tell you to, huh?

Hahahahahahahahaha you are so fucking STUPID. Haw haw haw haw haw! "President" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You went to a public school, didn't you?

Oh, and complaining about the moderation system in your sig won't get you very far with me :/