Honourable Mentions: Everything else
Fixed that for you.
Anon does not always deliver.
Rule 34 + Rosie O'Donnell = no delivery.
Actually, they did deliver. Now excuse me while I go find the closest toilet to vomit in.
You can buy pot in any high school, but not beer. That should tell people something about their misguided drug laws, which cause the very problems they purport to solve.
You can easily conceal a dime bag of weed in high school. A bottle of beer? Not so much...
The interesting thing is I've not heard any Haiti jokes.
You can find plenty here.
You couldn't mate with a pig, though. If you could it would be crossbreeding. Again, nothing similar at all.
That doesn't stop some people from trying.
Always look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and plotting against you.