Don't worry, Apple's lawyers will be all over this iTLD in no time !

The FBI is supported by tax dollars, you're going to pay for it one way or the other.

Quarantining them also forces them to do something. It also leaves them with more options than cutting them off completely.

How am I supposed to get my computer fixed if I get completely cut off from the Internet?

I would be much more in favor of rather than being completely cut off, such users were quarantined to a small sub-net with access to sites such as Microsoft.com, common anti-virus providers, etc.

Considering it's slated to take 8 years, I'm guessing that's how they're going to do it.

In both scenarios the person is going to die, so the problem now becomes how to deter others from trying it.

Which one do you think will deter more people from trying it themselves, a train replacing the space where someone was standing in the blink of an eye, or a bunch of sparks and a smoldering body ?

I guess the obvious solution is to electrify the fences with 20,000 volts.

The ratio of straight lines rarely has much to do with the female form.

Unless it's the ratio of straight lines, to gay lines.

I prefer lead.

That was back before we had teenagers waving around AK-47 assault rifles on youtube.

There's probably not much difference between these and normal ATM machines. I bet these machines aren't going to have much if any more valuables inside them than existing ATM machines in each area.

I'm guessing golds not as easy to get rid of as it seems. Chances are these guys stockpiled tons of gold while the price was closer to $400 an ounce than $1300 an ounce and now they're having a tough time getting rid of it all, so they're trying to dime-bag it out to the public.

I used a black one so my inability to stay inside the lines wasn't so obvious.

More like "chastity belt".

Can't we do both? With all the strippers working their way through university, can't we find an astrophysics grad student who moonlights as a stripper? She would be a good metaphorical representation of humanity - educating ourselves in the right direction, but still immaturely obcessed with sex, and completely unphased by the hypocrisy of our situation

I thought strippers who are smart enough to put themselves through school, put themselves through something practical, like Business school.