The ratio of straight lines rarely has much to do with the female form.
Unless it's the ratio of straight lines, to gay lines.
Can't we do both? With all the strippers working their way through university, can't we find an astrophysics grad student who moonlights as a stripper? She would be a good metaphorical representation of humanity - educating ourselves in the right direction, but still immaturely obcessed with sex, and completely unphased by the hypocrisy of our situation
I thought strippers who are smart enough to put themselves through school, put themselves through something practical, like Business school.
"Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of watching television." -- Cal Keegan