Have the headphones detect if they are on someone's head using the same sonar technique. If not, sleep.

Bad if you have headphones plugged in but don't use them. But how cool would it be to turn on a computer by putting on the headphones?

The Berkeley team has apparently been taken over, conquered if you will, by a master race of giant radio-controlled cyborg beetles.

It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Berkeley men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them. The beetles will soon be here.

And I, for one, welcome our new radio controlled cyborg beetles.

I loved gym class*. Where else did they give you a graded class just for running around and playing for an hour and a half? It was like recess for big kids.

*Not a gym class superstar. Computer science student.

I got stuck reading "And recursive footnotes should never be used" over and over again. Augh!

Wherever there are ARM, the CORE will come to destroy. Long live CORE!

I always thought you could make any form of matter invisible by rubbing something sufficiently greasy on it.

Alpha Centauri!

Yes, and here's why - many people (students) use laptops as their main and only computer.

Google's homepage is nice too. For the most part it's just a search bar with a Google logo above it.

They never said they couldn't handle the capacity, only that the sudden and massive increase in traffic activated their 'defenses'.

Very big difference there.

Won't anyone stop and think of the poor vegetables?!

For every person that says "I deleted my facebook because I got tired of it," there are about a dozen moms, dads, aunts, uncles, and grandparents just starting one up.

So anyone who watches rape porn should be thrown in jail?

Bestiality, too?

Tentacle porn?

Come on man, let the guy jack off to what he wants.

Bringing in the pictures would get him arrested for possessing child pornography. Yay for backwards child porn laws.