I've heard of paper MCSEs and CCNAs, but never a paper PHD.

How did you get through ~8 years of college level education on computers and still have a user interface confuse you??

Aren't all islands technically _ON_ the bottom of the ocean? The bomb would have just spread it over a larger surface area of said bottom.

I started hearing orchestra music in the background towards the end of that post.

Yeah, that slide to Power Off thing...just puts it to sleep. Still powered on and able to be wiped remotely.

Hold Power and Home for a few seconds. That will power it off.

For what I understand from my concealed/carry permit class, hiding in your bedroom with your gun "Waiting" for the intruder can be classified as premeditated since you thought the action through before carrying out the murder.

Shitty interpretation of the law, I know. But lawyers will always find any loophole to help their client. Be it Government or not.

The touchpad more than likely has its own connection wiring in the internals of the keyboard.

There is not a Sharia law about rocking the casbah, though I've heard they don't like it.

WHAT?? Go to the Red Planet and not get to eat and Red Meat???

Plus being "Found" in the city of their greatest competitor??

Maybe it was a super secret spy mission from M$ and he was so happy it was successful that he went to celebrate at the local bar before handing the 'package' over to Gates himself!!

That was 84 GBP so it's a good bit higher that $2 billion.

84 GBP = 129 USD

Range of $2.6 to $3.8 billion

http://www.explosm.net/comics/828/

The 386 was released at 12Mhz and increased through the different models up to 40Mhz. The most common however, was 33Mhz.

The Turbo button did not increase the clock, but decrease it to 20Mhz for backwards compatibility.

The Fly Ash was all TVA and their crap engineers. It had nothing to do with Oak Ridge, Y-12, K-25 or X-10.

I believe it is due to how they water the plants. It pivots at a central point and therefore is round.

They already took your Trans Fats from restaurants... What did you expect was going to be next?