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Comment Re:Vote or Die (Score 2, Funny) 836

I did my research, found the person I liked and I voted for them even though they are likely to win.

We need more people like you.

As for me, last time I accidentally watched TV, I had the following conversation with my neighbor: "Who the fuck is that?" - "That's the mayor." - "Wow. And what about that shithead standing next to him?" - "That's the prime minister..."

Comment Re:The thing with ASCII (Score 5, Insightful) 728

If he really wants to go into creative writing, we might remind him that the 26 letters of the alphabet were good enough for Shakespeare.

Exactly. Completely Missing The Point at its best.

1. The idea behind modern programming is reducing complexity. That can't really be done by using symbols no other programmer has ever seen before.
2. Most programming fonts go out of their way to make those symbols look distinct. You simply have to know if that's a zero or an upper-case O. Imagine trying to figure out if that there is a Greek upper-case Omega or a "Dentistry symbol light down and horizontal with wave" (taken from TFA).
3. APL died for a reason.
4. Author cites C++ operator overloading as a good thing. 'Nuff said.

Comment Re:You got it all wrong! (Score 5, Insightful) 158

Stop kidding yourself, there is nothing dangerous or offensive on the internet.

Stop kidding yourself, and show your kids some Goatse or Zippocat. That said, the "dangerous or offensive" nature does not come from the internet, and is by no means exclusive to it.

For example, when I was 6, I was told there was an invisible man in the sky who drowned all the puppies in the world (except two), and that this was a good thing.

Comment Re:Or...versimplification (Score 1) 477

I have a USB 3G Modem with a 5 Gig limit which I watched quite carefully. When I knowingly went over just a few hundred megabytes my bill went from $50.00 to $750.00.

As much as I hate Vodafone UK for their quality and practices, at least they got this part right: prepay. When you go over, it just stops sending you data, and everyone is happy.

Comment Re:As long as we Americans keep buying made in Chi (Score 1) 326

but the Bible told that it was round. (Isaiah 40:22)


  22 He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth,
              and its people are like grasshoppers.
              He stretches out the heavens like a canopy,
              and spreads them out like a tent to live in.

Which Bible are we talking about?

Comment Re:Haha (Score 1) 159

especially since we are talking about the quality of the comments, an inheritly subjective issue.

There are ways to improve it, however. The biggest issue for me right now is that I see (and more importantly, look for!) the score before reading the comment itself.

You simply judge the same comment differently if you already know it's supposed to be Interesting or Funny.

Comment Re:They bribe PC makers. No skill required. (Score -1, Troll) 248

Dell, HP and Lenovo don't put up " recommends Windows 7" on each page because they actually do recommend Windows 7. They do it because Microsoft pays them money to do it.

If you had a company that sells computers, what would you recommend? 7 is better for that purpose than all other OSes combined.

Sure, Linux is free, but what else does it do? Specifically, what does it do that is interesting for J. Random User and Windows doesn't do it? The best I can come up with is development tools (KDevelop4 variable coloring!), half-assed clones of well-known Windows software, and great cross-platform stuff you use on windows anyway. Then there's Xorg: if they ever plug in another screen to your laptop, expect three hours of support calls instead of three mouse clicks.

Disclaimer: I use Gentoo except for games. I installed Debian for my mom to cut down on fly-home-tech-support costs. I wouldn't recommend Linux for anyone who needs more than a browser and my recommendation.

Comment Re:IPV6's Killer App! (Score 1) 413

Every connected device will be mandated to have the bottom 64 bits of its ipv6 address store a pc health certification identifier which will link to their owner's unique citizen identifier. I told you this was coming...


Specifically, your plan fails to account for

(X) Lack of centrally controlling authority
(X) Open relays in foreign countries
(X) Asshats
(X) Jurisdictional problems
(X) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
(X) Joe jobs and/or identity theft

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