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Comment Political ad potential (Score 1) 186

Hmmm:

Some information is vital to national security.

*Picture flash*

So much so, the electorate cannot see it.

*Picture flash*

You are forbidden.

*Bars clamp on screen*

This information would be devastating in the hands of terrorists

*Mushroom cloud*

Clearly, the most strict of vetting is needed.

*Pictures of ebola victims*

Guess who has access to this information, vital to national security?

*Fade-out*
*Flashing photographs of lobbyists with unfortunate expressions (think tabloid celebrity photos)*

Call your representative today. Make sure only the most vital, most trustworthy people are trusted.

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