Comment Re:Headline is vague (Score 1) 97
Where the sun don't shine.
Where the sun don't shine.
The first encounter with alien life has not gone well. A catlike alien has been squashed and killed by Curiosity.
Dropping a payload behind enemy lines.
My only concern is the defense force going blind.
Sticky situation
Who ever thought of putting Soyuz saucer up there anyway
It's waaay higher than it should be.
Freedom should only cost a buck o five.
200 millions tons of granite.... That's a damned big cathedral.
Damn you auto correct!
there might be a recruitment company cold calling for RIM jobs.
Downloading Cat Videos - The purrrrfect crime.
I'd like to see his sales figures after being slashdotted
If they can go faster than light, then they may have already completed their retest. The results of that test were that they cannot go faster than light.
I just don't see the point.
If you switch the roles, you will see how convincing it is.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Can you help me with a maths problem?
User: Sure, what is it?
Cleverbot: If I have 5 ostriches, and two run away, how many are left?
User: 9.
Cleverbot: Seriously?
User: What is the formula for the area of circle?
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?
User: When I talk to people I don't know, I tend to ask for their name. It's only polite.
Cleverbot: I think you managed to fail the Turing test in two questions if I'm generous, may be one.
User: My name is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I could write a clevererbot in about 20 lines of prolog. What kind of idiots thought you were human?
User: Only one. I don't think I could fit 1,000 people in my living room.
It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.