As a former caffeine addict, I would *love* to see some serious studies come out describing the long term consequences to long term caffeine use. Of course, we'll never see that because there's more money behind caffeine than alcohol and tobacco, combined.

Thats what drug companies love the most, treating the symptoms only and not doing anything to resolve the actual problem.

but crispy bacon in moderation

Well, technically you can.

You tell them to come in, explaining that you have a secret rocket that will take some of us off of this planet. When they arrive, you have social services take the kids away and the police can take her to the nearest asylum for the criminally insane.

NASA Attempts To Reason With Idiots, Lunatics

Now they need to do a study on those of us who run on caffeine...

Because I have. They hire plenty of them at my company and they are invariably about as smart as a bag of hammers.