For starters, Adamantium is much more of a goody two shoes.

Agreed. Is a brazillion more than a billion?

WHOOSH!

"Employment at will"

As a former resident of northern Minnesota, I can vouch for this. I would not want that repair bill OR that electric bill.

"It is said that realizing there is an issue is the first step to resolving it" It has been over six years since that tirade went out. They must be stuck on that first step still.

Perhaps it is funny because most people assume Ballmer is the CHAIRman. *shrug*

You were wise to post anonymously...

WSUS has *zero* to do with Firefox.

If Firefox updates work at your place of business, one or both of these statements are true:

1) Your users are running in something other than "Restricted User" mode.

2) Someone has made changes to the rights associated with your Firefox directories and/or registry settings to allow updates.

Ball changer.