Your analogy really isn't that far off, however, I think it all comes down to the invention in question.

In your example, I think the inventive step is how your car figures out how you're close to it, but does so in a way that is effective with one half of the system required to be low power (the keyfob), and is accurate enough that it doesn't unlock while you're not present, as well as determining that you want it to be unlocked, and you're just not walking around with your keys inside your house (which could trigger it, based on how close you are). A workable, comprehensive, and accurate solution to this could be fairly non-trival.

On the other hand, you're comparing it to the 1-click patent. Now, I think that the one-click is an excellent example of patenting it based on 'while no one has done it before, so it must be inventive'. Remember, when this patent was filed, e-commerce was still relatively new. Businesses were still trying to convince everyone that it was safe to use the internet to buy things. As such, the shopping cart analogues were the most popular.

As part of a shopping cart system, assuming they have some sort of login (which was popular then, and is still quite popular even now), they will have information about the customer. If that customer has purchased from you before, they could even have all of the financial information necessary to place an order. At the time, however, most businesses didn't keep full credit card information on file after a transaction had completed, if for no other reason to avoid potential liability if that information was compromised. But they COULD have easily done so (as the customer had to enter it the previous time they placed an order).

So Amazon's 'inventive' step was to say, hey, we should ask the customer if we can save this information, and then use it next time they order so we don't have to ask again. So their inventive step was storing the financial and address information in a database, and looking it up later. While it hadn't been done before, there wasn't a technical reason, but a social reason. To many technologists, the inventive step seems to be very weak, and shouldn't have passed the muster of 'non-obvious'.

So, your analogy isn't really flawed. Just your choice of the invention is a bit stronger. A slightly closer analogy would be basing opening your door by passing an RFID-enabled keyfob over a sensor which is part of the doorframe. Its range would be only a few inches from the door. Now, that would be closer to the 1-click, as I have such a system where I work where the RFID is embedded in my work ID. As RFID enabled door locks already exist, I would hope it would be difficult to get a patent on an RFID enabled car door lock.

I suggest you read the arrest report in its entirety. Basically the officer waited till after class to ask her if she had a phone. After she said no, the officer confirmed with the teacher and two other students who had seen her with the phone. After being confronted with this, she STILL denied it. So the officer arrested her for disorderly conduct for her disrupting class and lying to him.

She then proceeded to lie to the officer regarding the phone number that could be used to contact her parents. After eventually getting in contact (presumably by requesting the information from the school records), her mother was contacted and informed that her daughter would be searched. At that point, the female officer (who had been sent) proceeded to perform the search. Where the phone which belonged to her father was found.

This is not the case of an officer immediately arresting her because she was texting. It was an officer who arrested her after he confirmed that several people had seen her texting despite being asked not to. He even stated that her arrest was partially due to her continued lying.

Except the article simply states that the teacher asked her to stop, then she was questioned by the safety officer (see excerpt below). There could have been time between the request to stop texting and the questioning. In fact, as they referred to the safety officer and 'a female cop' separately, there could have been additional time between the request to turn over the phone and the frisking.

That time allows for events such as asking her to leave the room, asking her to hand over the phone, and any response from her to have occurred. Those separate events could have merited both the search and the charge. This story just gives me a vibe that we're not getting the whole story.

I think the point as made by other posters:

We weren't there, and the report seems a bit thin. While it's entirely possible nothing happened, it's just as likely that the student got either violent or extraordinarily disruptive when she was told to hand over her cell phone. Either one of those could merit a charge of disorderly conduct.

Except that their teacher did see her texting, and did ask her to stop, and did presumably summon the safety officer. So it's really a stretch to say that the cop just randomly 'searched' her.

Plus, I'm curious to see if there was a bit more to this story that we're not hearing. I can reasonably see the following happening:

Student refuses to hand over phone.
She's then told she will be searched.
She then starts screaming and yelling that she refuses to cooperate with the request.

That last part can be construed as disorderly conduct. You can refuse to cooperate, but doing it a loud and disruptive manner in a public place can be considered disorderly conduct (just like ANY loud and disruptive actions you take in a public place).

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Except that a wholesale lowering of the cost of living is generally referred to as deflation. Deflation can be a huge problem, because once deflation starts it risks setting up a deflationary spiral which will continue to weaken the economy until something finally shakes it loose.