*dial*
Help, my office is on fire, sen... what? You're not the fire department, ok, ok... ok, bye.
*>>*
Help, my office is on fi... Roy? Well, can you call the fire department and tell them the of... what do you mean you bought an iPhone shuffle too?! Fine... FINE... bye.
...
*gets on computer*
*opens e-mail*
"Subject: Fire.
Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road..."
no, that's too formal.
*deletes text, starts again*
"Fire! fire! help me! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly, Maurice Moss."