Comment Re:oddly, programmers more injury prone than firef (Score 1) 379
They also teach search and rescue in our rubble piles and collapsing buildings.
HOLY COW, now THERE'S a gig: building collapsing buildings.
Demand: There's ALWAYS another construction job to do next week.
Quality? The damn thing needs to stay standing for just a few days.
Obsolesce? No one's surprised when it falls apart.
Insurance? If it collapses and kills someone, that's just job training -- NOT my problem.
Offensive rubble color? Just wait a week and this time ask for Baby Blue.
Contractor termination scenario:
Builder: Bob, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.
Bob, crying, in shock: But why?? I do the absolute best job that I can do! My work is built to withstand anything!
Builder: Well Bob, you see: that's the problem.
The neighbors that come by and always complain about the smoke and noise? That's easily outsourced to friends:
That division includes an on-staff sniper.
Yes, we nerds are suitably embarrased by this fact.
Ob Dilbert.