Switch to Ubuntu. Create a guest account and let them use that.

If you or the people you lend to really need Windows...

Install QEMU, on Ubuntu, it is a nice virtual machine. Take your old Windows CD and install as a FILE in your QEMU Virtual machine.

Keep a couple copies of the Virtual Windows FILE on your hard drive.

When someone wants to borrow your laptop, start up your Virtual Windows Machine in QEMU and lets them play. If the screw up that Windows copy (or if you just don't trust them), delete the FILE and use a new copy of the FILE on your Virtual Machine.

Applied Digital Solutions has had something like this for years.

I think it is in the "vapor ware" stage and always will be, the company seems to be going nowhere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Applied_Digital_Solutions

When I first saw this about a decade ago, I thought, "That is diabolical, I want in." So I bought some stock watched it tank and sold it.

Yep, I went the long route. Tried college, tried the Military, tried college again.

Couple of guys from high school who struggled to get D's started a lawn care and snow removal business. While I was farting around in the Navy and in college, they were making a couple of hundred grand a year with a crew of workers under them.

Now I have a great job, and those guys are probably retired. Boo fricking hoo.

Education is a bunch of facts and ideas that can help you be more successful. Intelligence is the ability to cope and thrive in your environment. Neither concept is a complete subset of the other.

If you have graded more than 2 assignments in your life, and really read each and every paper, and provided good critical feedback, then it is really easy to spot a plagiarized paper.

Also, a grader usually knows the subject matter and has read many other good and bad works on the subject. You can get a feel for a person's writing style and depth of knowledge on a subject in just a few sentences. Then when you "smell something fishy", then it usually is.

So far, whenever I "smell something fishy" I try to find the best sentence near the fishiness and paste it into Google. Plagiarists are not going to rewrite every sentence, if they do, then they probably learned something anyway. No, plagiarists are just lazy and in a hurry and deep down they know they deserve to be caught.

The really hard problems are mulled over for days. Straight forward coding is easy.

My greatest inspiration comes in the shower or when sitting on the can. Once the solution appears, it really isn't too hard to remember it long enough to get to a computer and make it reality.

Have you ever tried to call Microsoft or Apple with a question?

Were they able to help you? Or was it easier to post your question to google and find someone else who had the same problem and found a fix?

I have been a Mac, a Microsoft AND and OS2. NEVER has customer service EVER helped with my problems. I guess easy problems that are easily solved are all the help lines are capable of. If it is an easy problem, heck, I have an Internet connection, I know how to type, and I know how to read.

Doesn't HTML mean "How To Mow the Lawn"?

First lets suppose these acts affected 10 million people.
Now, lets guess the odds of this stupidity actually killing someone is 1 in 2 million (hospitals affected, heart attack 911 calls, prescription refills, etc.)
So this disgruntled employee could have easily killed 5 people with his act of stupidity. This person should go to jail for depraved indifference for a real, real long time.

Oh yeah, 91.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Before the French revolution, commoners were hanged and royalty was guillotined.

But the French revolutionists wanted everyone the be EQUAL, so they decided on "guillotines for everyone". I guess hanging Saddam was one last way to demean him in the eyes of his followers.

Interesting note, driving on the right-hand side of the road also came out of the French revolution (so Britain did the opposite).

Doesn't cotton have DNA?

I always think that when they take a swab on CSI.

CSI_Stokes - "Sir, I am afraid to tell you this, but, ... YOU are a COTTON plant."

Yes, Bart, you just have to wait a few months.

Scientists are almost ready with a pill that absorbs 98% of excess guilt.

- Lisa Simpson

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Rush Limgaugh

Ann Coulter

Fox News

Paul Gigot

Religious Right

That's where I left that darn thing. Please sent it to me, and look around for my cars keys too. Last thing I remember I had them both in my hands at the same time....

"He shall spend the rest of his days in a pain amplifier."

It took me 10 years to learn to shut up at corporate meetings.

Higher management does not want to hear why their ideas won't work. Even when confronted with reality, they will quickly forget that you WERE CORRECT. You only will be remembered for being argumentative, for rocking the boat, and when layoffs come you will be first, or when promotions come you will be last.

When upper management comes up with an idea, however stupid, ALWAYS EMBRACE it. Remember -- they spent a bunch of time coming up with this idea, so it MUST be great?!? Corporate ideas are subject to the effects of evolution, good ideas thrive and survive, bad ideas quickly go extinct.

No one will remember the ideas that go extinct, they are quickly forgotten. But they will remember that you were (or were not) a "team player". (Whatever that means.)

If you are always positive and never point out management's inadequacies, you will promote faster, earn more money, and retire earlier.