http://code.google.com/p/parchment/ does that, yes. Well, not quite - it's a Z-machine interpreter.
In that case the correct solution is probably something along the lines of "learn how to install VMWare so you can host a Windows VM".
Huh, I find that tutorial-as-documentation to be horrid (I don't want to do it in those steps, and it's a giant pain in the ass to look up any syntax). The standard library, though, does have excellent documentation in the same place. But that's not the syntax.
The blog also informs us thatMikko Rauhala and Einar Karttunen have on February 13th, 2007 been charged with breaking [...] the EUropean Copyright Directive, our equivalent of the DMCA. The charges are that they participated in an online service organised by Mr Rauhala to provide advice on how to circumvent DRM and in addition Mr Karttunen has published online a computer program written in the Haskell programming language. The charge is especially serious because Rauhala paid Karttunen 0,05 for this program. Rauhala, Karttunen and 37 others did these supposedly criminal actions in January 2006, the first week that the new law was in force. [...]
Mikko Rauhala and the organiser of the 2005 demonstration Mikko Särelä are both running for parliament in the elections to be held on March 18th, 2007. [...] some of the momentum really might still be there [...] this week [...] they put out a website to collect pledges and within 24 hours had collected 8000 to buy a full page ad in Finlands main newspaper.
"Under current Finnish laws, the maximum penalty for filesharing is higher than for simply stealing an actual music CD from a shop
It seems that Linus has given approval to merge Con Kolivas's new super cool process scheduler into mainline.
The 2.6 version of the process scheduler has been a mixed blessing from the beginning. This scheduler has the potential to fix the last(only?) significant regression incurred in the 2.4 to 2.6 transition.
"I say we take off; nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Corporal Hicks, in "Aliens"