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Comment Computer of Theseus (Score 1) 317

I'd like to say "I have never given up on a computer," but my ThinkPad has become a computer of Theseus. I've replaced the LCD screen once, the fan twice, the hard drive once, the RAM (to put more in), and probably some other shit I can't remember. Additionally it's had at least half a dozen operating systems over the years. Is it still the same computer?

Comment Re:The human drivers era is ending (Score 1) 436

Even if automatic driving has a clear advantage, human innumeracy will keep the era of human drivers alive for a long, long time. Even if an automatic car is a statistically a thousand times safer than a human driver, when the first story breaks of an automatic car malfunctioning and killing its owner (or worse, its owner's children), legions of humans will a) refuse to use them and b) try to pass legislation preventing others from using them on the roads. For a preview, see the vaccine-deniers.

Comment Re:Wow... (Score 1) 614

Ah, but that's the beauty of it. The ones who don't want the tax increase are property owners, who are far more likely to be affluent enough to have a stay-at-home parent who wouldn't care about having the kids home for an extra day a week. So they pass the cost off to single-parent or dual-income households who now have to pay for an extra day of daycare. And daycare is EXPENSIVE. This strikes me as having the same effect as an incredibly regressive tax increase.

Comment Un-lockable (Score 1) 274

Do you mean un-lockable? Or unlock-able? If the former, I chose option one. An un-lockable phone that is nonetheless locked. I like paradoxes.

Comment Funding/Salary (Score 1) 306

Designating a point-person in advance, even for something extremely improbable, doesn't sound like a bad idea. Sort of like designating the presidential line of succession out to 20-odd places: it's very unlikely that all of the first 19 are going to die at the same time, but if they did, it would be at a time of unimaginable national catastrophe, and precisely the wrong moment to have any doubt about who was in charge. Likewise, in the unlikely event ET does show up tomorrow, it would be a terribly chaotic period as governments, scientists, armies, and religious leaders struggle to come to terms with its implications. Ticking this off the list of stuff to worry about is probably worthwhile.

ASSUMING the cost is negligible. If the position comes with a separate salary, that seems like a blatant misuse of UN funds. After all, we don't pay the US Secretary of Veterans Affairs extra money for being president-in-waiting.

Comment Re:What happens when other countries join the game (Score 1) 467

Fair point; but even a multi-national conglomerate by definition has its assets in multiple nations. In order for US plaintiffs to reach those assets, foreign courts will have to recognize the US judgments. The US probably doesn't want those foreign courts deciding that a system based on scumbag lawyers putting up "Have you been injured by the Gulf Oil Spill?! CALL NOW!" ads on cable TV and collecting their 33% is an "abusive legal system" whose judgments can be ignored. On the other hand, it might not be such a bad thing for the rest of the world if they did make such a decision.

Comment What happens when other countries join the game? (Score 5, Insightful) 467

While I of course applaud the aims of this particular legislation, I think Senator Sessions may not like the consequences of starting an international game of "we won't recognize your court judgments because of your 'abusive legal system.'" The US legal systems for IP and class action recovery are the poster-children for 'abusive', and at a time when so much of the US economy depends on IP lawsuits (to say nothing of some no-doubt imminent class action suits against a certain British oil company), being the first to start ignoring foreign court judgments on principle might prove ill-advised.
Apple

Submission + - iPhone 4 Death Grip Result of Software Bug

dbkluck writes: Apple today announced that they were "stunned" to discover that the so called "Death Grip" glitch that causes the iPhone 4 to seemingly lose reception when held a particular way is actually a software bug. From the press release: "[T]he formula we use to calculate how many bars of signal strength to display is totally wrong. Our formula, in many instances, mistakenly displays 2 more bars than it should for a given signal strength." Apparently, when lefties and others who shouldn't "hold it that way" appear to suffer massive signal dropoff, "their big drop in bars is because their high bars were never real in the first place."

Comment Re:He can plead the Fifth in jail too. (Score 1) 367

She didn't want to give the opposing attorneys ammo they could shoot her with.

Exactly; she's not pleading the 5th to questions from the police, she's refusing to answer questions from a plaintiff's attorney--the kind of lawyer even other lawyers think are scum. I'd have a hard time faulting Hitler for trying to avoid those kind of questions. I have a lot of sympathy for the kid and his family, but their lawyer gets a hard-on whenever he gets in front of a camera, and he's been more than happy to mouth off about this administrator even she didn't say anything (e.g., she "may be a voyeur.") I think the administrator is guessing--probably correctly--that the lawyer doesn't give a shit about the truth: he wants to get her to say something unseemly so he can blast it in the papers, scare the school district into a higher settlement, and collect his 33%.

Don't get me wrong, it seems like what the school district did here was absolutely reprehensible; I'm just withholding judgment until I see some sort of investigation by a party (FBI, US Attorney's Office, DA) that doesn't have a financial stake in the outcome.

Comment Re: Lunatic D.A. (Score 3, Interesting) 703

I would love to watch this fool try to prove that sex education promotes sexualization of a child much less sexual attacks or whatever.

You might love to see him "prove" that until you remember that in his line of work, "prove" doesn't mean "demonstrate conclusively by scientific evidence," it means "convince 12 citizens of Juneau County Wisconsin."

Comment Boobies (Score 1) 951

How do you get users to read error messages? Simple. Put pictures of naked ladies on them. How do you think Michelangelo got the common folk to be interested in looking at "art"? Added bonus: Easy to describe the errors. Like your "puppy error," but more fun. "Hello, tech support? Yeah, I've got the blond chick in the shower... Oh, okay, just check to make sure the network cable's plugged in, got it."

Comment Scariest part is many students don't care (Score 2, Insightful) 359

I've been following this story for a the past week, and by far the scariest story I've read so far is from the Philadelphia Daily News: Students seem largely unfazed by spying case. Among the students quoted:

"A lot of people think this is being blown out of proportion," said senior David Freedman, 18. "I believe the school when they say they only used it to find lost or stolen laptops. People realize this is not a real threat."

"It an invasion of privacy, but I'm sure we signed stuff in waivers [when we got the computers]," said Senior Bonnie McFarland, 17.

How the hell much have we failed our children when they can't even be outraged about this? Are they seriously so used to living their lives in public on myspace and facebook that they don't even realize the value of the privacy that the school district stole from them here?

Comment Handset Manufactuerers will Standardize Naturally (Score 1) 636

TFA posits that the proliferation of forked implementations and proprietary extensions will create a vast jungle of mutually incompatible Android phones. The problem with this argument is that, as Apple's "There's an app for that" campaign shows, it is increasingly not the features of the hardware that are selling mobile phones as much as it is the app ecosystem surrounding the platform. I'm inclined to think that handset manufacturers are going to be constrained in the amount of forking and proprietary extending they're going to be able to do without risking breaking compatibility with the mainstream app development. If it gets to a point where, for example, a large number of apps in the market have notes from the developer that say "won't work with HTC's super-Dream because of its proprietary SenseUI system," HTC will have effectively cut itself off from the major factor driving adoption of its product. Standardization is the handset manufacturer's problem, not the users' or the developers'. Developers will naturally build their apps for the most popular implementations, and other manufacturers will have to make sure their implementations compatible with those if they expect to compete.

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